A short story about how The Sea of Monsters was made to become this horrible movie of The Sea of Monsters book. Personally this movie was the worst one I ever watched in my entire life;they miss out on Blackjack,the prophecy is too early,AND THE LORD OF TIME IS FREAKING RESSURECTED RIGHT ON THE SPOT SO THANK YOU SEA OF MONSTERS FOR RUINING THE POSSIBILITES OF GETTING TO THE HEROES OF OLYMPUS --Blue Surge N o o b (talk • contribs) 10:15, August 28, 2013 (UTC)Blue_Surge N_o_o_b
The Writers Piss Us Off
A short story about the Sea of Monsters.
SoM Director:HAH! Lets get those Percy Jackson fans pissed! Ideas?
SoM Script Writer:I know! Remove some parts of the books!
SoM Filmer:Then lets get on with it!
And so the anti-Percy Jackson peeps removed many scenes.....
We Waste Our Money
SoM Fan 1:OMG I can't wait for The movie!
SoM Fan 2:IKR? I hope it's better than the first movie!
-Both go to the counter-
Ticket guy:That would be $100 sir.
-Both pay the guy,get their tickets,and go in the cinema-
-Movie ends and PJO fans stand up-
SoM Fan 3:THIS MOVIE US AS WORSE AS THE FIRST ONE!!!!!
SoM Fan 4:THIS CALLS FOR DRASTIC MEASURES,START A RIOT!!!!!
-Everyone grabs a blowtorch and burns down the entire cinema-
SoM Fan 1:DIE YOU SICKENING PJO WRITES DIE!!!
The Writers Are Screwed
CNN Reporter:In latest news,the Sea of Monsters movie was so bad,riots have started all over the globe! Fans say the movie was NOTHING like the book,And I myself have watched it and it is HORRIBLE!!! JOIN THE RIOT!!!!
-SoM Director turns of TV-
SoM Director:IDIOTS!! THESE WALLS ARE PROTECTED BY METAL-
-Metal walls melt and PJO fans kick down the door and others enter through the melted walls-
SoM Riot Leader:GET HIM! BEAT HIM UP! TIE HIM TO A STICK AND TORTURE HIM!
-PJO fans beat up the director and tie him to a pole-
SoM Riot:BURN HIM AS A OFFERING TO THE GODS!!!!
And they did.
There you have it folks,I don't find it that bad,the people who played the chracters.But the story is WAAAAY diffreant than the book.
- Annabeth's hair isn't blonde in the movie.
- Blackjack doesn't appear.
- Kronos ressurects WAAAY too early.
- They didn't disentegrate when they looked at Kronos.
- Kronos reviving here means that we might not have any Titan's Curse with Kronos "killed" by Percy.
- Tyson goes straight to Camp Half-Blood,not Percy's school.
- Circe's spa doesn't appear,so NO REYNA
- Polhemeyus or whatever that guy's name was stays in an amusement park called "CirceLand". I think.
- The prophecy is too diffreant from the book.
- It wasn't Percy's birthday yet.
- The cursed blade isn't supposed to be Riptide.
- Clarisse stayed with them instead of going straight to Camp Half-Blood with the fleece.
- Grover was kidnapped by that Poly-something guy,not Luke.
My ratings:3 and half out of 10 stars