MY NAME IS RICARDO BERNIUS. Most just call me "Ricky" or "Philopsopihical Phil." Which is stupid since I'm not even named after any "Phil's." And for the record, I am not quite philosophical without a degree. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a complete nerd. I'm captain of the SPQR Eagle Basketball team and best runner of the mile for our Fuliminata Track team. But...I don't think the way other Romans do. I've got ideas, inspiration and words of wisdom. Things I want to spread so badly but have no clue how- the one idea I can't come up with.